Following Ligo's fulfillment of an ancient prophecy, I have plunged
with renewed fervor into the study of the sacred texts and commentaries:
Jackson, Weinberg, Meisner Thorne and Wheeler. I will report on the results
of my meditations and questions I asked sitting at the feet of assorted
sages and magicians. Among those questions are: Why is gravity harder
than electrodynamics? Can popular textbooks tell us much about Ligo's
waveform? Is true enlightenment possible?